You know, some folks are all uppity about the Large Hadron Collider. I'm all-of-a-sudden uppity about similar potential consequences of your result. I am drenched in a flop sweat and panicking at the moment.
Yeah, and that's no April Fool's joke - it's been in the news for some months actually. Imagine coming home from work:
"Hello honey, I'm home." "Hi Glenn! You sound tired, how was your day in the laboratory?" "Well, Shirley... honestly, not good. I kinda fouled up, you know. Ralph was tuning the magnetotron and I guess I sort of was messing around with the cobalt and now... well now... the east side of Pittsburg is a dark, swirling mass of dark matter. I'm figuring we have about 2 hours before we're all consumed in a hadron singularity, of sorts." "Oh my honey. That's rotten. C'mere - I've made your favourite apple rhubard pie. I'll grab you a beer from the fridge - we can watch Scrubs together... Is my little pookey-bear feeling a bit better now?" "Yaaah... I guess so... I do love your pie honey."
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You know, some folks are all uppity about the Large Hadron Collider. I'm all-of-a-sudden uppity about similar potential consequences of your result. I am drenched in a flop sweat and panicking at the moment.
Crap.
Mungo
Please accept my apologies. And about that collider... WHAT?!?!!
Yeah, and that's no April Fool's joke - it's been in the news for some months actually. Imagine coming home from work:
"Hello honey, I'm home."
"Hi Glenn! You sound tired, how was your day in the laboratory?"
"Well, Shirley... honestly, not good. I kinda fouled up, you know. Ralph was tuning the magnetotron and I guess I sort of was messing around with the cobalt and now... well now... the east side of Pittsburg is a dark, swirling mass of dark matter. I'm figuring we have about 2 hours before we're all consumed in a hadron singularity, of sorts."
"Oh my honey. That's rotten. C'mere - I've made your favourite apple rhubard pie. I'll grab you a beer from the fridge - we can watch Scrubs together... Is my little pookey-bear feeling a bit better now?"
"Yaaah... I guess so... I do love your pie honey."
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