TAILS

TAILS! Do you realize what this means?

No?

It means TAILS could take the ALL-TIME lead next week, for the first time in recorded (heads vs tails blog) history!

Or not.

I'd say chances are about 50-50.

TAILS

This Valentine's Day, the demoralized TAILS squad is showing a lot of heart.

TAILS

So... I catch on to a government-wide conspiracy yesterday, and suddenly everything's coming up TAILS.

How convenient... for those with a vested interest in the notion of "chance".

Carnival game operators, Lottery commissioners, people who win elections in Florida... I'm on to you.

Oh, and people who always call HEADS... you especially.
In fact, only you.
And not those of you who always call HEADS out of habit or laziness... just the 'malicious-intent' HEADS callers.

You make me sick.

HEADS

I wonder if the Canadian mint intentionally gave 1989 loonies an unfair advantage for HEADS.

Who regulates the amount of coin-ore used to weight down the nature scene on the other side? Anyone?

The nature scene has all those water lines on it, do ALL loonies come out HEADS two thirds of the time?

Have you ever heard someone from the government call TAILS?

I know I haven't.

HEADS

Yee-haw!